Has your head stopped spinning from all the moves made this week in the NFL??? Neither has mine! I mean DAMN! It was like a nationwide game of red rover. Talents were being taken all over the place. Suh took his talents to south beach, Revis took his talents back to Jersey, Jimmy Graham took his talents to Starbucks, Fennigan took his talents to the backyard, & the Colts took whatever they wanted. This stuff is harder to keep up with than a cheetah riding a speeding bullet into outer space while being carried by superman! I literally had to draw a map, AND I AM STILL CONFUSED! Take a look. It was that serious. And what the hell are the Eagles thinking?! They've been making some really bizarre moves lately, but Foles for Bradford? Are you kidding me? No, seriously, what's going on here? Is Punk'd back? Did we spring forward a month instead of an hour? Please tell me this is a poorly executed April Fool's joke. Please! I can't explain it any other way. Trust me, I've tried. Of course, if things work out, Chip Kelly will look like a genius & everyone will be an Eagle's fan, but is that really going to happen? Highly unlikely. BUT, the Man Cave HQ has the ability to find the good in any situation. Now that all of these changes have been made, you can take this opportunity to pick a new favorite team. That's right! It's the perfect time to become a bandwagon fan. Everyone is distracted, trying to figure out all these moves. All you have to do is ease your way online & start replacing your old team's gear with the new. It'll even be on sale since it's the off season! Just be sure to have your team locked in by the last day of the draft. After that, you're no better than women who pick Super Bowl champions because the Captain Americas have a better logo than the Angry Birds. Please, don't be that guy. You'll hate yourself forever. And for anybody planning on picking the Eagles for their favorite team after all this, you owe me 2 million dollars, from that time I lent you that money, for that thing, you remember. Pay up!
What do you feel were the best/worst moves so far? Leave a comment and stay tuned to the Cave for more about this wild and crazy free agency period.
What do you feel were the best/worst moves so far? Leave a comment and stay tuned to the Cave for more about this wild and crazy free agency period.