Back like we never left! For your Man Cave viewing pleasure, allow me to introduce, the beautiful, @LaniBlair!
When walking with a woman on the sidewalk, a man ALWAYS walks on the side of her that is closest to the street. #ManLaw
Sundresses... sundresses... sundresses... Where would I be without thou? What else would I adore and lust day in and day out during this wonderful season? Nothing, that's what. Your existence alone makes my day, the thought of going to wal mart and seeing you for the next couple of months motivates me. I love you. You may not understand why, but ask not... I have it all for you below!
1. the cheeks
The first reason why I love you, THE CHEEKS! Man oh man! There is nothing like seeing a nice set of but cheeks jiggle in a sundress! Whether you like your woman thick or a little on the slim side, sun dresses give every woman the freedom of jiggles with every step. What article of clothing does it as nice as you do???
Ok yes that was childish, but that is always the first thing I think of when he sees that awesome cleavage. Nothing liken seeing a nice pair of canteloupes glisten in the sunlight as you make any woman hard to converse with while she has on a sundress.
"HUH?! What did you say?!"
3. shoulders/collar bones
This may seem weird, but I actually notice when a woman's collar bones are nice and shiny! A toned woman with nice arms and collar bones for some reason is a sneaky sex quality that I love! Nothing like a little collar bone bulge, especially when they're lotioned and glisten in the sun. Oh yeah!
Look, a woman can have all of the above taken care of but if her toes aren't done, DO NOT APPROACH! She is not the one for you fam, just don't do it. She didn't take the consideration to go get a pedicure in freakin sundress season? #Basicalert Woman think we don't notice these things, SIKE!!
We, the brothers of The Man Cave HQ, have brought to you the most manly of all things in the history of man! You are now in the Man Cave, pick thy nose and drink as many beers as you can, indulge! This is a place for men, MADE BY MEN! #ManMade Enjoy!