It's been said the hardest things to do in sports is hit a round ball with a round bat. If that's the case, filling the shoes of no doubt, first ballot hall of famer, Derek Jeter, MUST be a close second! That's the job of Didi Gregorius. Let that sink in for a second. How on God's green earth can you replace The Captain?! You can't! And that's the only way Gregorius will survive in the Bronx. Trying to climb out of Jeter's shadow will be harder than getting a light skinned girl to return a text in under 5 minutes. Not gonna happen! Gregorius will be compared to Jeter until he takes off those pinstripes. And so will every other players who is bestowed with the task of fielding shortstop for the New York Yankees. Life isn't fair and baseball doesn't play favorites. Man up & deal with it Didi. You tough, right? The impossible can be accomplished, just ask Tom Cruise. He did it five times!!! If you're committed to making this happen, the Cave is willing to help. Here is a list of things that will surely make you the king of New York:
-Join the illuminati
-Juice up Oprah
-Find out who killed Biggie
-Cure cancer
-Give me a billion dollars (negotiable)
-Make Tyler Perry quit making those damn Madea movies!
-Win 2 World Series in a season
-Bat .500 in a season
-Never make a single error, ever!
-Send Iggy Azalea back to Australia
-Understand women
-Defeat Goku
Complete any 8 of these tasks and you shall cast away the memory of Derek Jeter, becoming the most loved player in New York sports history! Look at it as a challenge... that you get paid millions of dollars to attempt. God speed, my friend. God speed. May the odds be ever in your favor.