ATTENTION MEN! There are only two Saturdays remaining until college football is upon us once again! Now is the time to inspect your caves and prepare for the season. Print off your schedules if you haven't already and start planning your gatherings. Make sure that you have enough room to store grillables and drinkables. Clean out all your coolers and check the dates on foods in the fridge. While you're at it, it wouldn't be a bad idea to give that grill a once over. Take the time to locate all your necessary utensils and ensure that they will be readily available when the season starts. Go ahead and look up your local listings for all games that you plan on watching for at least the first Saturday. After that, it only makes sense to change the batteries in the remote. They may not need it, but it's better to have fresh ones for the entire season than to have then die in October. If you have grass, next week might be the best time to cut it. Be sure to inform your executive board of cave members of their duties. This is a group effort. Everyone must bring something to the table. Keep in mind, you can never have too much beer or ice to keep it cold. Also one commonly forgotten item... bug spray! Whether you're at the game or in your cave, bugs are everywhere! If a door opens, they will invite themselves to the party. Nip that s*** in the bud now! Treat any ant beds and give your cave a good once over with some raid. Just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they aren't there. And finally, be sure to stock up on napkins and tissues. You all will need to wipe the tears from your eyes when my Auburn Tigers snatch another National Championship and Jeremy Johnson captures the Heisman Trophy!!!
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