Did you know that 97.2% of women say that the gym is the WORST place for a man to approach?? Sucks-we know. This post is titled mission impossible for a reason! It is one of the hardest tasks of a man's life to get the digits of that cutie in the yoga pants across the gym squatting who makes every man stop what he's doing mid-set. We've ALL been there before. But as a man, we are taught to have no fear. We have all taken L's in life when it comes to attempting to ask for a chick's number (If you haven't you don't belong here). Short term memory is a talent that all men are born with and all it takes is another set of butt cheeks to walk bye to forget a denial. But, it's our job as The ManCaveHQ to prevent this denial in easily the toughest environments to gain success. So, check out the tips below... enjoy!
beware of the headphones
Don't do it. Just don't do it. If the headphones are on, the mission is over before it has started! If she has to pull her favorite tune out of her ear to answer your question, she's probably not interested. Her vibe is thrown off and it's just pure awkward to have to signal to someone to pull out their headphone to talk to you. So just have patience and live to fight another day.
use your resources
Guys, step out of your comfort zone. The truth of the matter is, there's a very very very small window of opportunity available to start a convo when a woman is working out. So, be smart! If you notice she likes yoga, hop in there! Women love men who do things other than just lift weights. This is by far the EASIEST way to start a convo, flirt, and just initiate a friendship that can eventually lead you to getting the prize: THEM DIGITTSS!!!
#creeplife
This is a skill that takes practice. It is not an easy task to properly stalk someone without getting caught. Now, we use the term stalk, but don't take it literal. So here's how it goes.
You notice she's entered the women's locker room...
Once she enters, go get your keys! But look normal...
Find a safe location, usually a rack machine, do whatever you have to do to stall time! Fake some curls, go talk to someone, go fill a never-ending water bottle...
Or go outside and pretend to be on the phone..
JUST DO SOMETHING!
But, the next step of creep life...
Whenever she leaves, follow, not too close but not too far.
If you're ahead of her, just slow down... Whenever she gets close to you-there's a simple question to ask..
"HOW WAS YOUR WORKOUT?"
You'll get 1 of two responses...
1. "It was fine", as she says this, she doesn't lose a stride! This simply means that the Walls of Troy will not fall today. Next time! Give her a goodbye greeting and let her carry on, don't push it! Live to fight another day
2. "It was fine......... How was yours?"
BOOM!
You're in there! You just played D Wade to yourself! DO what you do! But DO NOT ask for her phone number. Do something simple like ask when she works out. Pretend that this time is impossible for you to make, but one day appear at her workout time. hen she says "I thought you couldn't come at this time", provide her with one of your many excuses that you us to lie to women. If you don't have any, email the cave at [email protected] for further assistance.
You notice she's entered the women's locker room...
Once she enters, go get your keys! But look normal...
Find a safe location, usually a rack machine, do whatever you have to do to stall time! Fake some curls, go talk to someone, go fill a never-ending water bottle...
Or go outside and pretend to be on the phone..
JUST DO SOMETHING!
But, the next step of creep life...
Whenever she leaves, follow, not too close but not too far.
If you're ahead of her, just slow down... Whenever she gets close to you-there's a simple question to ask..
"HOW WAS YOUR WORKOUT?"
You'll get 1 of two responses...
1. "It was fine", as she says this, she doesn't lose a stride! This simply means that the Walls of Troy will not fall today. Next time! Give her a goodbye greeting and let her carry on, don't push it! Live to fight another day
2. "It was fine......... How was yours?"
BOOM!
You're in there! You just played D Wade to yourself! DO what you do! But DO NOT ask for her phone number. Do something simple like ask when she works out. Pretend that this time is impossible for you to make, but one day appear at her workout time. hen she says "I thought you couldn't come at this time", provide her with one of your many excuses that you us to lie to women. If you don't have any, email the cave at [email protected] for further assistance.