**Inserts deep, long sigh…
Firstly I would like to say RIP to all of the eyebrows that have been MURDERED over the past couple of months. This epidemic of new eyebrows is the worst thing to happen since _____. I mean, did everyone pull out a permanent marker and just turn their face into a coloring book? Eyebrows have become finger-cutting sharp, I’m talking sharper than Steve Harvey’s line-up!
NOW THAT’S SHARP!
The funny part about it is, every time a woman post selfies on social media now-a-days, she probably has has twenty comments-all saying “OMG YOUR BROWS ARE SO PERF”, “EYEBROWS ON FLEEK” and the good old-fashioned thot call “YAAAAASSSSS”. In the mind of man, style adjustments and changes made for oneself were done simply to impress members of the OPPOSITE SEX. So if that is the case, why do women try impress other women? This is just one of those #womanlogic theories that has yet to be properly explained. Women try so hard to impress each other, why not just date one? I wonder do they know how much we laugh at their senseless antics and how unattractive their edgy and drawn-on eyebrows look. It seems women have been watching 90’s Mcdonald’s commercials, Dragon Ball Z and the 1989 Batman. Jack Nicholson, Ronald Mcdonald, and Vegeta are PISSED!!! They’ve been rocking this style for years and want credit!! I know this is a Man Cave, but the average nosey woman is probably reading this.. so… STOP THE MADNESS! What happened to the simple, arched, NATURAL eyebrow?? #BringitBack. I mean sure, women have it in their minds that men pay 0 attention to their eyes, hair, eyebrows, toes and hands. In all honesty, we give 0 F***S! All we want to know what’s for dinner, what time is the game and if we’re having sex in the den or in the bedroom. Most men don’t care what a woman does when it comes to style..... just look nice. Men tend to stay pretty quiet, UNLESS there is something that is just down right unattractive and a complete turn off, we will give keep our mouths shut and give compliments daily to help boost that self esteem that needs boosting OH SO frequently. But unfortunately, this is one of those times where we must voice our opinion. Fellas, the Cave prays for you in your times of hardship in dealing with this catastrophe.
Man Cave Verdict: Death to The word Fleek! Put down the black colored pencil!
Finger Test:
Fellas, if you see a woman who simply has too much of a colored-in eyebrow, take your thumb... lick it.. AND SWIPE AWAY!!!
PS- Don’t expect a phone numbers or any types of sexual relations afterwards.
In case you're ignorant on the current epidemic, there are examples below! Good and bad! Godspeed!
Below are a couple of nicely arched, natural eyebrows. Men are simple, so keep it simple!
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