If you read the title, and you don't know what this post is about... GET OFF THIS BLOG SITE.. NOW!! Those three words should have already made you begin to reminisce of arguably the greatest era of wrestling EVER!! The 90's and early 2000's held some of the most well known and most admired wrestlers of all time. WCW and WWF/E were the reason kids rushed home on to see "Raw" on Mondays and "Smackdown" on Thursdays. Who hasn't gotten in trouble by their mother for breaking something in the house from trying to Rock Bottom someone? Who hasn't gotten caught jumping off of furniture trying to Swanton Bomb a younger brother or family member? Who didn't get in trouble for putting their hands around their crotch and saying 'SUCK ITTT". If none of these three things happened to you.............. Either your childhood sucked or you are too damn young for this blog!!! This time period of wrestling had men from every age in the mirror practicing The Rock's "People's Eyebrow".. practicing the Undertaker Eyes.. Banging together two soda cans and saying "HELL YEAH".. THIS WAS LIFE!! I Speared my brother once, FULL SPEED.... and to this day, in my head.. I could walk through fire flames like Goldberg.. Wrestling made me feel invincible!!! If I see black and white face paint right now, I automatically assume that a baseball bat should match. If you don't get that reference.. once again. Stop reading this post. It's offensive to lifelong wrestling fans like myself and members of the Cave. Those who did not watch wrestling in that time era are worthy of the Socko. So open wide you panzy!
As you go through these pics, try not to get an urge to suddenly rip your shirt open, but feel free to kiss your bicep! Enjoy BROTHER!
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Sometimes the CaveMEN are just totally confused by some of the things that our estrogen filled counterparts do in relationships and society. We will share stories from friends, family, and others that will blow your mind.
“This happened when I was a youngin’ in the game. Before a pimp got his wings. I used to be a little lover boy that thought it was cool to run up behind his old lady. I was with ole girl for 2 years in my teenage years. That’s damn near married in high school terms. When we were going to college, I tried to tell her that we should go our separate ways. WHAT I DO THAT FOR?! Things went crazy after that, but one thing in particular stands out: I had this one elective class my senior year in high school which was pottery. So, my simple ass thought it would be 'cute' if I made her a vase with the date we started going together on it. I wish somebody would have told me that making a vase from scratch would be a step above Noah building the ark. It took almost 2 weeks to make. I had to mold the clay perfectly, let it dry in the oven, and paint it (in her school colors at that). I was proud of my little crooked vase when I was done. Gave it to her on our anniversary and everything. When I tried to break up with ole girl, she got outright mean. She proclaimed that she didn’t want any of my items that reminded her of me. I met up with her to get them. She pulled this huge garbage bag out of her car with stuff that I gave her that I didn’t even recognize. She grabs the bag, still cussing up a storm, and extends it towards me. I reach my hand out to grab the bag and right before my hand gets to the plastic, she purposely lets go. The world stops. In slow motion, I watch the bag fall to the concrete. All I know is that I hear the vase shatter, and with it all the “good guy” in me. I could have killed the ole heifer.” As we can see, our fellow man was thrown into a situation where logic was literally thrown out of the window. We hope that you all keep him in your prayers and hopes that he makes a safe mental recovery. Yup, it's about that time! The ManCave must pay homepage to some of the baddest... Hottest... Most Seductive... ANIMATED chicks of all time! That's right, the cave loves the Cartoon chicks too! I know we are making a couple of guys feel better right now, "Man so I'm not the only one with a cartoon crush?" NO SIR YOU ARE NOT!! Having a cartoon crush is a perfectly normal stage of manhood. This list isn't as long as usual, the Cave put a lot of time and thought into getting the list down to 5! So my fellow men, enjoy... Feel free to comment on what you think the list should have been... Or do you agree?? 5. betty boop4. Wonder woman3. lola bunny-"space jam"5 words that cause a boner: "Don't ever call me, Doll" #SpecialDelivery 2. princess kida-"atlantis"Other than the fact Aerial was a mermaid, and every man wants to have sex with a mermaid....... THIS IS THE FINEST UNDERWATER BABE EVER! 1. jessica rabbit-"who framed roger rabbit"The lady of the hour.. The BADDEST cartoon of all time!! Jessica Rabbit!! Roger Rabbit, I am a proud hater... But, "he makes her laugh". #TheKeyToSuccess
🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶
I know what you're thinking, "it's April, why is he singing Christmas carols?" But, my fellow Men.... ITS SUNDRESS SEASON!!!!!! There is NOTHING a woman can wear in broad daylight that compares to a sundress. The collar bones... the no panties jiggly booty... the front of the dress taking the shape of her va j j... THE BOOBIES!! To Mother Nature, may your breeze blow in abundance... May you cause many sundresses to flow and flare as the eye of man shall have no complaints. Fellas, if your chick's booty doesn't jiggle in that sundress.... Tell her to take it back!! Stiff cheeks in sundress season?? "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOE DAT" |
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