Fellas, it's that time again! Sigh, I know. Every woman on Earth has a "list" of annoying New Year resolutions that 8/10 she will not live up to. I must say this gets old year after year. I'd much rather you admit you aren't changing than give a speech about how you plan on "making moves" in the next year, and none of them happen. But, without further delay, I've listed my tops below! Comment anymore if you think I missed any.
I'm going to get in shape
The Mancave firstly would like to shout out the 14% of women who actually live up to this resolution, yal are-if the MVP's! But to the others, just stop. Just stop. We know you aren't going to get in shape. We know you're going to workout for two weeks, then wait to march and say "I'm going to workout and get ready for Spring break". We know the routine, so fellas-if you know a woman who falls into the category, tell her stop with the BS. If she makes it to June without stopping, but her some flowers, she deserves it!
no social media
I know that this is listed as #2, but this one by far makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!!! The hell does getting off of social media have to do with having a better life? Maybe you're just an addict with no discipline who can't stay off of a cell phone every two seconds. What really kills me is when say "I NEED TO FIND MYSELF"....
Disclaimer: the mancavehq will NEVER disrespect women...
But B**** how in the hell do you find yourself? You can play hide and go seek with yourself? How do you not know yourself? Yal going on a date? #MeMyselfandI face ass! But anywho, fellas... If this applies to someone that you know just tell her the truth.
The world does not stop when you decide to stop posting pictures, nor does anyone care when you make your dramatic reappearance in 3 weeks.
In NO WAY does the ManCave say don't make yourself a better person. But fellas we have to stop supporting the BS. Be accountable!