Look. It sucks. But we all must do it. When you're out with the homie, and he's shooting for a nice looking female. YOU MUST ENTERTAIN THE UGLY FRIEND. This is a tough task to ask a friend to do, but it's part of the #mancode. A man could be ALL THE WAY in the game with the baddest chick in the club, but if her friend isn't getting any attention, she will ruin all that you've accomplished with one sentence, "I'm bored, let's go."
Boom. Right then it's over, then you end up mad at your friend for not doing his duty and entertaining the ugly friend. I know it may be embarrassing, but do what you must to hide your identity. Give her a fake name, fake number, and sit at the bar with your back to the crowd the entire night. YOU CAN DO THIS!
Another user submission. You guys are awesome!!! Introducing the ridiculously attractive @MissAndreaG
Only one, single tear is allowed to fall from a man's eye. This is called a "man tear". There will be no more than 5 total man tear occurrences per fiscal year. #ManLaw
The Harry Potter series of movies was and will forever be one of the greatest of all time, but do you remember the name of Harry's owl?
Over the course of #PlanePorn we have shown various types of planes from the earliest stages of aviation to the 5th generation of cutting edge fighters, my simple question is what is your favorite plane and why? I will start off, my personal favorite is the F-22 for everything it can do ( thrust vectoring, super cruise, stealth) and it's unmatched capability in air to air combat!
We, the brothers of The Man Cave HQ, have brought to you the most manly of all things in the history of man! You are now in the Man Cave, pick thy nose and drink as many beers as you can, indulge! This is a place for men, MADE BY MEN! #ManMade Enjoy!