When bringing condoms to a party, it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.
The wait is over! You, the Men of the Cave, have finally decided one of life's greatest debates. Booty or Boobs??? Well, let there be no more argument. In an overwhelming victory, the winner is... the BOOTY!!! That's right. Our winner is none other than the meat on her seat, the cushion we like pushin', the dump truck, bum, cheeks, duke, poot box, caboose, gluteus maximus, THAT ASS! No matter what you call it, you have made it very clear that you like it. So it is written, so it shall become law. #ManLaw
Seriously, can it get much better??? Five screens, a sports ticker, awesome seating, AND a bar! I don't know about you, but i would be happy dying there. #CaveOfTheWeek
The Cave has done it once again! We have scoured the far regions of Instagram to bring you the greatest thing since twist-off beer caps! The inaugural Man Cave HQ, March Madness Tournament! #WCW Edition! That's right, we've spent countless hours (no, seriously, it was SUPER hard) gathering the best of the best in terms of Women Crushes. Some were lost along the way and for their service, the Cave will be forever grateful, but the strong live on! What you see before you are the Top 8 #WCW's as determined by the Cave experts. Each is amazingly beautiful in her own right, but the Cave is no place for ties. We're here to crown an undisputed champion of Women Crush Wednesday.
Here's how it goes:
This is an Elite 8, single elimination, bracket style tournament. This week, you will vote for who you feel should move on to the second round. To make if fair, each lady has her Instagram name next to her picture. Check them out and vote how you see fit. Keep in mind you can only vote for each match-up once so make it count! The results will be tallied & announced on the next #ManCaveMonday. If you want your crush to win, make sure you tell everyone you know to come and vote! Good luck to all the ladies and to the men, you're welcome.
Since the beginning of time, man has argued over the value of boobs vs. booty. An argument that seems to have no end. So, the Cave has decided to crown a victor once and for all. Do you prefer a nice set of "Ta Ta's"?? or "Junk in the trunk"?? Vote below and tell us why in the comments!
Men need their space. If you don't understand, there's a restroom with a dress on the door across the hall.
Yes, lean in a little closer... Use your fingers to zoom in on that droid/iphone... @massy.arias, you're welcomed in the cave anytime! #MankoFit
We, the brothers of The Man Cave HQ, have brought to you the most manly of all things in the history of man! You are now in the Man Cave, pick thy nose and drink as many beers as you can, indulge! This is a place for men, MADE BY MEN! #ManMade Enjoy!